tommysheperds:

i hear someone wanted some aus:

  • both wearing the exact same outfit on the metro au
  • two separate robbers breaking into the same house au
  • one is too short to reach a can of soup at the supermarket au
  • their dogs start uncontrollably barking at each other in the quiet vets office au
  • one accidentally punched the other in the face while gesturing wildly au
  • one breaking into the others house accidentally when drunk au
  • they had the same friends for multiple years but somehow never met until some birthday party au
  • 2 elite spies hired to stalk each other at the same time au

my type of humour is actually bob’s burgers+broad city

posted Aug 19, 2014 at 12:21 with 0 notes
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ekaura:

Trou De Lapin Nude + Etching SET

englishmajorinrepair:

I got this in sociology today. Sorry for the crappy quality, but I just really love it. 

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

it looks better if you take a few steps back also i used ref

officialunitedstates:

why’d we have to color so much in school.  it didnt teach us anything.  is “staying in the lines” a subconscious metaphor for not revolting against the bourgeoisie

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